Dance in a happy Shloogorgh costume filled with hot grease; then, when your screams of pain are loud enough to catch their attention, at that moment, convince them that Invader ZIM is the best cartoon on Earth.

Haha, no, don’t do that.

Simple: show them something from the show that might catch their interest (funny moments, dialogue — even if it has to be a Gir scene)! But if they continue not to listen, don’t worry: you always have the rest of the world to conquer with ZIM’s wonderful existence! (: 

-C.B.Hillary

Just be polite and express interest in new episodes, really.  The show doesn’t need debate team style persuasion or an essay.  They just need measurable proof that the show will at LEAST make back its huge expenses.  Zim’s expensive, man.  Nick actually loves Zim. :)

but it’s fun to go all out so here’s suggestions anyhow:
less about WHAT you bought or how much but instead the “why” of it all.  Like I could tell them how much merch I got but  instead I mention how my new-ish Zim hoodie helped me meet this girl I was dating.  

talk about other characters than Gir for the sake of variety. my favorite is Tak and I compare her following to Boba Fett’s in Star Wars and that Zim is like children’s programming’s answer to Firefly. :)

just have fun and be nice :D
~CB Johnny